Browns Anounce Trade Quinn To Fruit Of The Loom
The Browns completed a trade today sending their former 1st round draft pick Brady Quinn to Fruit Of The Loom for 56 pairs of underwear. "This trade made sense for us, we need underwear and the quarterback position in general is just not working for us." said browns coach Eric Mangini.
For Fruit Of The Loom they part ways with 56 pairs of 
low quality men's briefs and in return get what they hope is their marque underwear model for the next 10 years. "We are very excited about this trade" said Fruit of the Loom president Jim Dourghty, "we think Brady could really transform our image."
With this trade the Browns are forging ahead in a new direction on both offense and their underwear. “There’s no doubt the offense is not where we want it 
to be. We think that after Derek and Brady it’s time to try a new offense where we don’t use a quarterback. And frankly after averaging 7 points a game we’re optimistic that not using a QB is the way to go.” When pressed to explain what a quarterback free offense might look like Mangini replied “I can’t give away our entire game plan, but let’s just say the more we punt the ball away the more return opportunities (Josh) Cribbs will get.” So does that mean more will be expected of the defense? “Yes, we need them to step up for this to work, but with their new underwear they’re going to be very comfortable out there and we hope very effective.”